I’m an ape? I’m an ape? Now, let me get this straight,
You think that my great, great, great grand-father was an ape?
I know I love my monkey bars, but this has gone a bit too far,
Is this what others think they are? An ape? An ape? An ape?
Give me back my baby pictures! I know my hair looks wild!
But, I know, I know for certain, I’m not an ape’s grandchild!
You obviously haven’t heard about the truth of God’s one word,
A word that folks like you must hate, the word: Create! Create! Create!
How can it be that you should state all people’s ancestors relate
To ancient apes that you call ‘great’? This makes me so irate! Irate!
Allow me to reiterate: God made us all and thinks we’re great!
He did not need to use an ape to help all humans populate.
His handiwork you must not taint, and don’t get me wrong, I do like apes,
But God’s word is true, your theory ain’t and that’s the end of my complaint!
I praise You because I am fearfully and wonderfully made; Your
works are wonderful, I know that full well. ~Psalm 139:14